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Sometimes I think what it would be like if I magically had to switch bodies with a Meximuff.  Would I choke on a dollar store bra and skin-tight pink "shirt"?  Nope, don't think I would.

I don't know which parts of Mexico have lighter skin, Venezuela, Tijuana, or Telemundo, but this one's definitely from that part.  Thank goodness that they all embrace the culture of showing off lumbar fat and rhinestoned jeanshort pockets.  That's how's I can identify them.

Some mail from someone who appears confused about how much we love all those chunky Meximuffs with terrible nutritional choices:

Dear "meximuff" dude,

You are a complete asshole. You probably hear this A LOT, but i thought I'd tell you anyway. 
    Your blog is nothing but a mean way to take out your bitter revenge, clearly a HOT SEXY Mexican must have broke your heart, or fired you from a job.... I'm sorry that you look in the mirror every morning and see nothing but a FAT AND UGLY Loser, so you make fun of other people just to ignore your obvious morbid obesity, but your blog is by far the most ignorant and moronic thing on the Internet. 
    Putting pictures up of "Mexican Muffin tops" wont make you skinnier, handsome, smart, successful, significant, or even matter to anyone in this world. Making fun of others wont save you from dying, fat and alone, at a young age with your 4-inch penis in hand, while masturbating (using your tears as lubrication) to the pictures of the women you scoff at. 
    I hope that when you die, you go to Hell and your punishment for eternity is to be a slave to Beautiful Mexican women, who take pictures of you and your fat-ass, laugh and make fun of YOU. You are the scum of this world, who should be put on an island for ignorant and moronic racist pieces of shit, like you! Then we should blow up that Island! FUCK YOU! GO SHIT IN YOUR HAND!

sincerely,
 someone who really feels sorry for you.

I would feel bad pooping in my hand, as it might seem that I were mocking all the Meximuffs who cannot reach around their lumpy back fat to do so themselves.  :(

When you're a Mexican guy, and the other hombre mows the yard faster than you, he gets your pink slips.  While it's just your tubby wife and her ninos, it still stings.  Stings pretty hard.

A disgusting uni-tard, a kid with a nino-muff, and they're shopping for cheese.  Almost the perfect stereotype. Next time please bring a stroller.  All of us in the semi-racist photo blog community need the support.