COMING BACK SOON!
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THE POWER OF THE VACUUM
From a cell phone camera:
Those Oreck folks can suck a bowling ball with their vacuum, but I doubt it's be able to get those jeans out of there.
DON JUAN DEMUFFO
This guy should be on the next season of "The Bachelor". He took off his lady's fanny pack because it wouldn't fit around her muff. Then he says, "Let me take that for you, too." He picks her lollipop out of her mouth, grunts as she sits on his leg, and then warmly embraces her lips in his.
Somebody tell Hugh Grant he's got competition. At least in the overweight Mexican category. Yes, I know "overweight Mexican is redundant". Get off my case.
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MY VISOR EES TIGHT LIKE MY PANTS
From "Todd", who found this senorita in the Galapagos Islands airport:
Visors really seem like the perfect idea for Meximuffs. They squeeze the greasy hair out of her head like the tight capris squeeze the greasy back fat out of her squirt zone.
Squirt zone. That's a double-entendre.
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STICK 'EM UP!
From a shop in Paterson, NJ:
Much like Nick Nolte in 48 Hours, this chick has got double shoulder harnesses for her pistolas. Unfortunately the guns are buried in the penultimate layer of muff fat. Regardless, I'm intimidated. Irregardless, I have an erecioné!
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CARDS FOR THE BLIND, OR SOON TO BE BLIND
From "Chris" who says, "One for the record Books":
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